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VR Porn Is Amazing!

Virtual Reality is slowly growing in the audio-visual entertainment industry and of course there is no surprise that porn is at the forefront of this.

In fact, it has always been the case where sex is involved that they would lead any associated industry, but of course we never hear that in mainstream media because that’s just taboo. Gawd it irks me how closed minded the generation before us is.

Anyways, not that I got that little rant out of the way; it is my opinion that the VR sector of the industry will soon take over the bulk of the entertainment content and honestly though, if you ‘ve even tried VR entertainment you’d be on the train already, it’s just that good.

If you’re geared up for it already then there’s great news here: You can get an instant 34% off discount to Reality Lovers and they throw in an additional VR site for free.

If you’re not yet geared up for it I personally urge you to give it a try if you are able to.

Pssh, of course it’s real!

No, that’s not even fake cum squirted from a hose his clamping down against his cock. It’s perfectly natural. What do you mean you don’t cum like that? This year alone I accidentally drowned three girls, concussed five and almost took another one’s eye out.

I just had to share this pic, it made me laugh so hard and I think what made it even funnier is that PornPros isn’t exactly renowned for comedic porn or even parody porn.

They do like to do some extreme stuff though and I don’t mean dubious shit like prolapse porn or extreme niche BDSM shit but rather sites like Freaks of Cock and Freak of Boobs and even Cumshot Surprise to just name a few. So it isn’t like I wouldn’t expect them to pull the piss on occasion.

They’re are brilliant, that much I can tell you and i would recommend that you don’t miss out on this crazy special membership deal you can score with them: Get a PornPros discount for up to 67% off!

If There’s One Site Everyone Knows

Then that site is sure Bangbus right?

This Bangbros site has been around forever and a day, still going strong and still pretty damn good.

It’s basically always about some chick that gets given a ride to wherever she was apparently walking to begin with and then she gets convinced to be given a ride while she’s given a ride – nahmean.

The scene I am waiting for though is when the bus is manned by women and they pick up some lucky guy who gets swamped and amazon’ed so hard. Gawd forbid any feminists read that sentence, they’ll have a shit-fit. Manned by women lolz.

Anyways, you should check out this Bangbus up to 73% off discount where you actually get access to the entire Bangbros network for the equivalent of less than 10 bucks per month.

I really don’t need to mention how good the Bangbros sites are since anyone who’s ever watched some porn, aka everyone, knows it’s superb.

I just counted it out and they have grown to almost 50 sites to date.

It’s Not My Fault She Had a Crush On Me

When I was 14 years old my dad remarried a women he had been dating for about a year. His new wife and my new stepmother had two kids from her previous marriage and so I became a step brother and a stepsister richer.

My stepbrother was only 7 years old at the time but his sister was 13 years old, so not all that much younger than I was. He was a pretty cool kid but she was annoying as fuck and we spent pretty much the first 4 or so years staying out of each other’s way. It wasn’t really deliberate, we just didn’t have anything in common and so we did our own stuff with our own friends.

That was until her 18th birthday when she got a little tipsy and confessed her massive crush on me. I ignored it on account of the wine she had but two weeks later when she snuck into my bedroom to give me a blowjob it was a little bit harder to ignore.

These memories came streaming back when I saw that I could get up to 80% off discount to Sis Loves Me.

Now This Is One Easter Bunny I Could Get Behind

This guy beat me to it though, he already got behind this Easter Bunny and it’s paying dividends right away. Getting behind Santa only nets you a somewhat random gift, I recon the Easter Bunny is the way to go if it’s going to be like this.

With Easter rapidly approaching I thought this pic would suit this blog announcement quite nicely: You can get 67% off with our Brazzers.com discount.

That means that a 30-day pass will cost you less than 10 bucks. This is for the entire network’s sites by the way, more than 32 of them for this price and I really should not need to tell anyone that’s reading this that Brazzers is, and has been for quite some time, one of the top porn networks in the world.

I myself have taken on a membership and you really should not need more than this one membership to be completely sorted for all your porn entertainment. There are just so much content that I am more often than not completely spoiled for choice and they add new scenes so often that it’s impossible keep up.

Awesome HD Porn Scenes

When I saw this pic it made my jaw drop instantly but not for the reasons that might seem so obvious.

I can hardly believe how much she looks like a girlfriend of mine when I was in my late twenties and she nearing her mid twenties studying psychology at varsity.

She also has an amazing body as she was a fantastic hockey player representing our province at a number of tournaments. She didn’t have a pair of tits anywhere near the size of this chick though, her’s were a lot smaller an perky like that of a teenager.

How I ever landed such a hotty is beyond me to this day, truth be told.

And yes, I had to rub one out on this chick reminiscing on some of the steamy moments I shared with that specific ex.

I was browsing HD porn videos when I stumbled onto that specific pic and while I’m here I might as well drop you the link.

There are some raunchy scenes there and the quality is great.

Confidence – The Key Ingredient

For me this woman would not have been nearly as attractive if it wasn’t for the self-confidence she was oozing. Does she not look like she knows exactly who she is and what she wants?

If it depended on me at all, she would certainly be getting it too, she wouldn’t need to ask me twice.

Get this 78% off discount to Wankz.com and get a 30-day pass for only $6.66. It’s not a sick deal because the price happens to be the number of the beast, but that your membership purchase gives you unrestricted access to the nearly 100 sites for the price of one.

That’s a 78% discount to access 15 years worth of porn showcasing the work of every major pornstar over that period and the total collection of more than 2,000 models.

This is the most impressive deal I have seen this year.

Sci-Fi Porn Becomes Reality

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We have certainly taken the next step as technology leads us a significant step forward in the media industry and with pornography being the official, but seldom admitted, leader, you can bet your ass that they’re in on it.

What am I talking about? Virtual Reality. Not only have we been blessed in the recent past with crystal clear quality of high definition and 4K quality production, we can now immerse ourselves entirely into scenes in 3D as well as 360 degree panoramic capability.

You can save with a 73% off VR Bangers discount here to grab some sweet discounts.

This shit is seriously amazing. Do you have a favourite pornstar, a favourite niche or genre, an erotic sexual fantasy? Of course you fucking do, we all do! This brings you as close to the action as can be without you actually being in it yourself.