Now This Is One Easter Bunny I Could Get Behind

This guy beat me to it though, he already got behind this Easter Bunny and it’s paying dividends right away. Getting behind Santa only nets you a somewhat random gift, I recon the Easter Bunny is the way to go if it’s going to be like this.

With Easter rapidly approaching I thought this pic would suit this blog announcement quite nicely: You can get 67% off with our Brazzers.com discount.

That means that a 30-day pass will cost you less than 10 bucks. This is for the entire network’s sites by the way, more than 32 of them for this price and I really should not need to tell anyone that’s reading this that Brazzers is, and has been for quite some time, one of the top porn networks in the world.

I myself have taken on a membership and you really should not need more than this one membership to be completely sorted for all your porn entertainment. There are just so much content that I am more often than not completely spoiled for choice and they add new scenes so often that it’s impossible keep up.

The Netflix Of Porn Is Coming

Who doesn’t love to snuggle up in bed after a hard day of work and unwind with some nice streaming content? Most of us have a Netflix account (or at least the password for someone else’s account) and that’s because it’s just the best way to watch movies and shows these days. But what if I said that a service like this would also be the best way to watch porn?

The creators of the new site AdultTime.com think that adult films deserve the same user-friendly format. They are wanting to make the Netflix of Porn, and I’m really fucking excited about it. What’s not to love? I’m already practicing my new pickup line. “Hey baby, wanna AdultTime.com and chill?” So far they look at me like I have lobsters crawling out of my ears, but I’ll keep at it.

You should really go take a look at what they have cooking over there. Plus, if you act now you can secure this Adult Time discount for 76% off. You won’t want to miss out on this.